2021

Julie Craven Writes First Book of Poems

Born in the 1960s in Bury, Lancashire, England, she was educated at a Secondary Modern School where she excelled in Art, Physics, Mathematics and English Literature. From an early age, creativity and analytical thinking shaped both her academic interests and her future pursuits. She released her first book of poems, Bee Happy, on  31 May 2021.

In 1977, she purchased her first property, refurbished it, and sold it a year later for more than double the purchase price. This marked the beginning of a lifelong passion for property renovation and investment. Over the years, she has bought and refurbished five properties, selling three for more than double their original value, retaining one as her family home and maintaining another as a rental property as a private landlord. Alongside her property ventures, she has designed and crafted bespoke furniture and undertaken landscape gardening projects, combining practicality with artistic flair.

A devoted wife, mother of three and proud grandmother of four, she considers her family to be her greatest blessing and the true measure of her success. Now, in this rewarding chapter of her life, she dedicates her time to illustrating and writing poetry books, bringing together her lifelong love of art and literature in creative expression.

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BEE HAPPY

An Illustrated book of Poems. These are poems based on life’s observations in a satirical, humorous, comical way, my twist and thoughts on life. There are various types to suit all. From Endearing to Nature to ‘The Simpson’s’ butt type humour to suit teenagers and above. Some of the titles are, TOILET, NUDIST CAMP, THE WORM, WASP, DEAR OLD SANTA, SPITTING (yuk), DOGGY POO (yuk, yuk), GETTING UP, HUMPTY’S ACTUAL DEMISE and many more. Does anyone remember Pam Ayres? These poems are similar style of writing. The book is A4 size and I have only done it in paperback so as to keep the cost down for purchasing. I hope you will enjoy this book of poems and illustrations as much as I have writing and drawing them. Thank you in advance for your interest.

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OH DUCK

These are poems based on life’s observations and life’s idiosyncrasies in a satirical, humorous, funny, comical way. If you like a little chuckle, this is it. There are various types of poems to suit a wide range of people. From endearing to ‘The Simpsons’ butt style humour and even natures little creature poems. Pam Ayres style of poems comes to mind. Some of the titles are-

My Blooming Glasses, Drunk Again, Blooming Litter, Where Are Their Manners, Mobility Scooters, His Poor Bald Head and many more.

 

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ADULT POEMS

Adult, explicit humorous poems. Based on observations and idiosyncrasies of life, this book contains vulgar and humorous imagination. What the eyes may see and the ears may hear in every day life, pen has been put to paper, enabling imagination to seed and blossom, creating this rude, crude and blue adult poem book. Theme of a sexual nature and contains strong language.This book is not for the easily offended.

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